Pointers

How to be a better person in 2008? That's a toughie. A friend of mine sent me this little list and I thought, yeah, this makes sense. So, I thought I'd share it to all the ladies out there who haven't quite decided what to do with their life in the next 12 months.

Tips for the Ladies for 2008     

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on a 30-day diet.  (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.  They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

Comments

[belle]

Greetings!

You've got talent in writing, girl! Keep it up!

Your written thoughts/monologues
really made me cry.

I know you're homesick. Just hung-on there. I know you'll make it big someday.

I'm praying for your success and may God's guidance be yours always.

Adyang emuku sagutan lagi padalan dakang messages, neh! Miss d nka and ingat lagi.

Love,
Atching belle

[Kaye]

Thanks Ate Belle. I miss you too. We'll have coffee or something when I go home, just like the old days. I'll make sure I'll seek you out.